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- *ka kaw!*
B: The condor has landed! A: Ahaha! B: I’m glad you think it’s funny because that’s a lot of fucking condor yolk. Post – I gave up on this picture because A likes a crackload of toasted.
- the south is just on hiatus
B: There’s not enough mint in this julep. A: And it’s not muddled enough. We need more mint. And more muddling.
- death defying
B: I love to ride motorcycles very fast, very well. A: My grandmother died while riding her scooter in Taiwan. She was hit from behind by a car.
- let’s stop this and start over. let’s go out. let’s keep going.
B: So what time should I pick you up? A: Anytime after seven is okay. B: So, 7:01? 7:30? A: 7:01. Call when you’re out front. A: 7:01. Wow. Just wow.
- meet the press
A: I like guys with tats and piercings. B: I have many tattoos! And piercings!
- alpha and omega
I’m going to tell a story and it’s going to go kinda like this:
